Some Thoughts On Porn

I've told a few of my friends countless times my feelings on modern porn. It's super gross. Not even sexy enough for me to get aroused. I thought people were supposed to feel good after achieving an orgasm from masturbation, but watching some of today's porn just leaves you feeling unpleasant.

Let's start with the whole camerawork of the porn biz. I understand times have changed and people like new styles of cinematography, but here's the thing: there is nothing, and I emphasize NOTHING sexy about deep focus on what's down there. Big veiny cocks? No. Moist pink pussies? Nope. An asshole? Nooooooooooope. So, I ask, WHY IS THERE SUCH A HEAVY FOCUS ON THESE THINGS IN THE PORN I WATCH? Is it to remind the viewers that the man in this video is actually penetrating that woman for realsies?

I always remember (because it's unfortunately burned into my memory) this one video of porn star Holly Michaels about to engage in some pretty hot intercourse with a man, when the camera decides to do a greeeeeeeeat close-up on the actor spreading her buttcheeks apart and giving us a look at her pretty pink asshole. Because that's what gets us going! AN ANUS IN OUR FACES. SO HOT. WHAT TWELVE YEAR OLD GOES TO THEIR FRIEND AND SAYS "DUDE, I JUST SAW MY FIRST ANAL CAVITY TODAY"???

Additionally, there are some acts that I don't get how anyone can find sexy. Namely, eating out the ass. Okay, you may probably be starting to think that I have something against (or some kind of thing for) buttholes. I don't. I just don't get how people find them hot. But as I'm typing this, the same could be said to people who have foot fetishes (like myself). Though, in that defense, a foot is less unpleasant to look at than an anus...unless you have a foot fungus...but I'm getting off track. Y'all do realize what comes out of that anus, riiiiiiiiiight? And I guess the same principle would apply to oral sex, but maybe piss and blood is less gross than shit.

Finally, and this is probably my biggest gripe, I must say something about the ever-consistent...MONEY SHOT. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's when the man blasts his load in the woman's face. It's pretty disgusting. What's worse is that some shots or pics have the woman SMILING with cum dripping from her mouth. I mean, I don't know what cum tastes like, and I never want to find out, but I can't imagine it's something you want having shot all over your face. Furthermore, the whole smiling part is a total turn-off. I don't want you looking at the camera grinning with that cum-soaked cock next to your face and telling me you enjoyed it!

I guess the "solution" to this is to stop watching porn. "Go look for a real girl", some might say. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I vow to find a porn that I can feel good about watching after (or at least, not so filthy). I BELIEVE IN PORN.

Or, maybe I'll stick to something else (no pun intended).